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This is my screwed up webpage.Now don't go getting your self killed or something.I'm still working on it so DON'T be patient.And for all you mafia/militia members send me your "initiation" requirements and please someone send me the anarchist's cook-book! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.(Not me!) 2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. 3. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. 4. Do I look like a freakin' people person? 5. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 6. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. 7. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. 8. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 9. You! Off my planet! 10. You like cats? I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes. 11. And just how may I screw you over today? 12. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? 13. I'm not a cranky person, I've just been in a very bad mood for 25 years. 14. If only you'd use your powers for evil instead of good... 15. Allow me to introduce my selves. 16. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 17. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 18. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them. 19. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up. 20. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.(Not me!) 21. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.(Reverse this) 22. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 23. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. 24. Mall whore: One who can suck the numbers right off your credit cards. 25. Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes? 26. Don't worry. I forgot your name, too! 27. Adults are just kids who owe money. 28. How many times do I have to flush before you go away? 29. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? 30. It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me. 31. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.(Not me!) 32. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2? 33. Nice perfume. But, must you marinate in it? 34. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.(they frogot bout the perfect me!?!?) 35. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 36. Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done. (thats me...100%) 37. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no. 38. Does this condom make me look fat? 39. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks. 40. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 41. It ain't the size that counts, it's... no wait, it is the size. 42. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. 43.I'm not racist, I hate you all alike | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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